God knows how women think, you know?
I cracked up last night as I read Deuteronomy 25:11-12.
Can you believe that this is actually in the Bible? I've read it a few times before, but last night this passage struck me as incredibly funny!!!
Read it. It addresses something I might do in a dangerous situation, but I wouldn't be able to play the piano at church anymore. ;o)
Wow. The punishment is a bit harsh in my opinion...but who am I? Certainly not God!
How do you NOT think about "parts" when you read these verses?
Just so you know, I switched to Acts; tongues of fire seemed like a much safer, wholesome topic.
Lord, I promise not to touch anybody except my future husband, if you give me one, and even then it will certainly not be in anger. In fact, I will only touch him the way he wants me to. Amen.
Kumpulan Goyangan Hot 2015
8 years ago
2 comments:
You are hilarious and you sound just about as warped as me... but not quite ;)
I tried to be as tactful as possible because my kids know about this blog. I just HAD to write about that scripture, though!
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